Nov 2, 2004
Memo to the Proud Voters I Saw on My Lunchtime Stroll
Ahem. Can we agree on the following? You are an adult. You are a person, presumably with a job, a person who pays bills and perhaps has a pet or even a child dependent upon you. You are a person who reads the newspaper, and strives to form an intelligent opinion about public affairs. Given all of that, you should not be caught walking around with a vacant look in your eyes, a vaguely satified smile on your face and an "I Voted!" sticker on your shirt. A laudatory sticker is perfectly appropriate for six-year-old Timmy, who went to the dentist, didn't have any cavities, and didn't squirm at all when the hygenist cleaned his teeth. It is not appropriate for, as Martin Lawrence phrases it, "a grown-ass man."